So I get woke up by 2 text messages from my oldest daughter.
"MOM HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO"
"THE SECURITY GUARD IS HITTING ON ME AND ASKED FOR MY NUMBER WHAT DO I DO??"
Of course, my first response is, "Is he cute?"
Then I think about this through my sleepy haze, being as I didn't actually sleep last night - I remember looking at the clock at 5:30a before I rolled over...then 8:30a....and her text comes at 11:10a....
My oldest daughter just asked me for dating advice.
What the fuck do I know about dating?
Think about this. I'm turning 40 this year, is a good, happy marriage of over 20 years. We still make kissy faces at each other, we still are deeply intimate, and we hold hands across the table like newlyweds. I know nothing about the dating scene and with all due respect, I'm going to do whatever it takes to keep my husband alive for as long as possible, because that's just another reason.
I would have no clue what to do.
She did give him her phone number. I told her to take the dude out to play Battletech. That way the Vols can give him a shifty and see if he's legit. I don't want my baby dating some jackass and I'm pretty sure the guys up there are a good judge of character. Some of my favorite people.
Just so everyone knows...
...that way anyone nearby can give me a full status report. That is all. Thank ou.